Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
crew had just scrubbed the ventilation conduits
using Wesley and Barclay's toothbrushes. But Picard
began to consume vast quantities of cabbage,
and, as expected, he leaked noxious plasma,
which threatened the arboretum, making Keiko whine
, "Picard Plasmaaaaa! Not againnnnn!" Keiko scowled angrily.
Geordi designed a Starfleet Fart Filter comprised
of crushed gravel and sand, which he
stole from Spot's litterbox. "This just
goes into the ventilation system, and then
all the gas will be absorbed, leaving
the air smelling like the back end
of a Klingon brothel without climate controls
this made worf feel aroused like the
scent of used catlitter strangely always did.
"I'm in the mood for par'mach!" he
declared hopefully. Troi and Guinan ducked under
Picard's Ready Room desk. Unfortunately, Picard's fart
expelled them into the open, Worf eyed
their backsides hungrily, reaching out
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