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on my pickles."
Data was perplexed. "Sir,
your incorrect replicator order is the third
such incident in the past 24 hours
. This may be indicative of a larger
problem. A deli virus may have infected
the replicator subsystem. Or perhaps Q, with
his powers, has managed to alter programming
and, due to his fondness for pickles,
caused all food replicators aboard the Enterprise
to create kosher dills."
"How're they 'kosher'?"
Picard queried. "Is Q Jewish? Is he
trained in proper methods of
performing the bris? Does he like gefiltefish?
"I lack sufficient information to form a
reliable hypothesis, sir...however I do believe
he knows Hebrew and is from Brooklyn."
"Brooklyn is intergalactic and planetary," noted Wesley
, puffing on a joint. "Time is simultaneous,"
remarked Ensign Lefler, also stoned.
and then puked. "Medical team to the
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