Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
In Sickbay, Crusher discovered to her horror
that the clown infected Picard with measles.
"There hasn't been a case of measles
on Earth for centuries, ever since humans
discovered the monolith on the moon when
it contacted Jupiter," Crusher yelped, hands trembling.
Picard felt a trembling of his own
deep inside his body and wondered if
clown measles could be held responsible for
his recent need of EXTENZE in order
make his "teabags, earl grey", hot and
full of steaming comfort Beverly required on
alternate days of the week. So much
depended upon the cat and Beverly's mood.
"Make it so!" Picard commanded of himself,
as he ordered the replicator to make
cabbage, rolls and coffee. "Mmm, mmm, good!"
"But, Captain, you know cabbage gives you
gas and we can not take much
of you venting plasma!" exclaimed Geordi, who's
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