Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
his famous French vanilla soft-serve with
antimatter chocolate chips without having to use
liquid nitrogen additives.
But when Geordi's plan
to steal all the soft-serve crumbled
, all focus turned on his hamster abuse
that had been going on since 2364
and now, with the antimatter hamster, was
reaching epic and critical proportions never before
witnessed outside of Petco employee initiation rituals
of the early 21st century. The hamster
was confiscated by the Life Sciences department
and subjected to numerous invasive experiments to
determine nothing, but merely entertain the crew.
An antimatter hamster was considered one of
only three sufficiently entertaining science experiments in
the entire history of the Enterprise-D and
even, perhaps, of Starfleet. Or the Federation.
But the record books weren't willing to
speak -- they were sentient record books, after
all, and chose to remain silent rather
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