Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
was the most popular of the new
Monopoly properties, anyone who landed on it
had to pay $500 or have nanoprobes
inserted via suppository injection. "Go To Jail"
consisted of being temporarily assimilated into the
ship's barbershop choir and dressed up like
candystripers, a fate worse than death for
most sentient lifeforms. Passing "Go" meant that
you collected $200 in Orion gift certificates
which could be used for paying off
debts to Orion slaver ships as well
purchase comely green females, slavery being "fun"
the dastardly Orions...a people so debauched
they put Jenna Jameson's picture on stamps
and Ron Jeremy's on paper money. Their
entirely society died from STDs, however, and
the few survivors had to colonize a
small planetoid hidden away from all civilized
trade and cultural routes...a world that
was so barren, one could even say
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