Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Mirrorverse Yar; satisfied with her work, invaded
Data's quarters, only to find that he
was not fully functional, his positronic network
suffered a complete and total
systems failure. His hair was hinged open,
and strange fluid leaked from his rear.
"Is that what I think it is?"
Yar exclaimed. "Relax," Data said, "It is
a WD-40 compound. I am recalibrating my
anal sphinctar which was leaking servo fluid
upon Wesley extended tounge, as Yar gasped
"Let's not even start down that road,"
And Data said, " I was just kidding."
Tasha breathed a sigh of relief maybe
that ran into the next sentence jarringly.
"Bone up on your English people!" warned
Tasha. "Picard will try to divide us
and conquer the resistance against our desires
to wax his beautiful cranium....no longer!"
"Yes!" Exclaimed Picard impatiently. "But who's boning
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