Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
when he was a small boy and
had to scrub plasma relays, a euphemism
for cleaning jeffries tubes with a toothbrush
. He was once forced to clean an
isolinear rod, covered with fecal matter, using
a pair of tweezers and a Kazon.
But being called "Broccoli" by Captain Picard
was more degrading than anything he ever
experienced. At the time, his blood boiled
like wine, or Liquid Plumber(TM), although sometimes
without the unclogging power.
"So, Nnnu...uh...Doctor Ogawa
might I please have permission to collapse
the lungs of every crewmember on this
ship and turn them into mindless zombie
"I thought they already were mindless
zombie cretins...just ask Commander Riker! He
once came in demanding brains at 3
in the morning and even chewed on
Guinan's hat when I refused. Guinan demanded
that he leave at once, but he
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