Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"Rahhh!" yelled the Kolar beast as Worf
immediately got his ass handed to him.
Wesley stupidly jumped on the beasts' back,
and yelled, "Ride 'em cowboy!" in the
fakest Texas accent since Tom Hanks played
oboe in his high school marching band.
Meanwhile, the trapped crewmembers escaped through a
conveniently placed escape hatch, thanks to paranoid
yet lavishly dressed Counselor Troi who sensed
the need for such a hatch but
that was the only thing she sensed
. "I sense great joy, and gratitude," she
lied, feeling nothing, merely stating the obvious.
Meanwhile, Wesley lay in a bloody coma,
after the Kolar beast whipped his ass.
LaForge reacted by modifying the main deflector
to do something that only he understood
with the talented aid of Mr. Data.
The crew waited anxiously with bated breath.
When Geordi powered up the deflector, it
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