Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
glare at the ensign who had cited
regulations. "I'll see you in bat'leth practice
this evening...and don't be late...or
I will hunt you down and cut off
your genitals...then feed them to my
adopted human son I've since completely ignored."
Alexander winced. "Father, the last time you
remembered I existed, I ended up getting
47 bruises from the pain sticks you
made me hit myself with." "You'll thank
me later. Pain builds character! Now go
start that holodeck program I designed to
teach you how klingon males attract mates."
Alexander skulked off in a huff and
unbeknownst to Worf uploaded Barclay's Brothel program.
He spent the next two hours inside
the holodeck acting out all his teenage
angst and aggression by making the characters
battle each other to the death with
archaic sexual toys and leather bullwhips. He
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