Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
drank a root beer and decided that
the best way to secure a female
Mugato was to grab her by the
horns, scream, and run the other way.
"Warriors do not scream and run away,"
said Worf. "They remain silent and hide."
"Or, perhaps they, like yourself, would simply
curl up in their cozy Federation bed
and wear Beverley Crusher like a hat".
"As you know, Deanna," said Worf, "my
pants are full of cheerios, causing my
absurdity level to rise. But I counteract
your claim that Beverly Crusher is uncomfortable
being worn as a hat. Her attitude is
undeniably hat-like and shows no concern
when Picard balances her on his shiny
new hat rack. But she does mind
what my people call the "Tunnel of
Incompetence," otherwise known as Crusher's sickbay. Unfortunately,
Picard isn't in the mood to listen
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