Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Klingon socks of suicide, I will then
commit suicide with my sock puppet, which
is also my sacred kok-swetter, handed down
by Kahless himself. No, not the warrior,
but Kahless McGillicuddy, the legendary "Dahar Knitter".
Known far and wide for his cross-stitch,
he also tosses a mean salad, comprised
of freshly picked Tarkalian ditchweed and two
more... wait, what was I
going to do tonight? Yes, I agreed
to narrate this POS, but nobody told
me that I had to come up
with Klingon salads and knitted dainty bits.
I'd rather recall the story when Worf
actually won a fight, but that's just
a holodeck fantasy from season four. Still,
the opponent landed in a real hospital
because that's how Worf initiates new recruits.
Then they cut their hands or something.
The new recruit, Mary Doubledee,
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