Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
socks and underwear while groping around pervertedly,"
Data opined. "In my own experiences with
viruses, sex, Tasha Yar, ghosts, Jenna D'Sora,
and rabid Tribbles - but never together, alas."
"That gives me an idea," said Geordi.
Smiling, Geordi removed his visor and began
gyrating on the buffet table, exclaiming "Hey!
Who wants the mustard?", holding the squeeze-bottle
you-know-where. Small wonder Geordi's still single. Anyway,
because his visor was off, his aim
was poor, resulting in Captain Picard being
a victim of biological weaponry. "My eyes!!!"
"Stop being so critical," interjected Deanna Troi
, contemptuous of Picard's suffering. "It's not like
you had a whole ship to counsel
while eating absurd amounts of chocolate because
Worf likes big butts, and no one
can deny. Except Riker, who never noticed
Worf's butt, much to Worf's chagrin. Instead
of my dream three-way, all I get
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