Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
sang songs by The Pogues. Work snuck
and what? Drunken carnivorous plants were no
match for Barclay's holographic house of uninhibited
tea drinking. "Green, white, or black?" asked
the Goddess of Tea, as portrayed by
the Borg Queen. ''We have
assimilated all available knowlege of the risks
of interspecies sex with rough rider condoms!"
"Resistance is...kind of fun," said Beverly,
who had just finished off a bottle
of Andorian Fuzzy Pink Stuff with Added
Lime. "A true Lady," said Picard, stumbling over
a redshirt - you wouldn't believe
"the patching up she gave me." Suddenly,
his eyebrows began growing uncontrollably - a sideeffect
of getting too close to the viewscreen.
"Sir, I disapprove of the Groucho look"
said Worf. "The Zorro look suits you
better." "But I don't have a mask,"
said Picard, blushing like a cadet when
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