Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
a close match until Riker's taint prevailed,
and his y-fronts declared victory. Again. Meanwhile
Guinan was returning from the nexus. She
had the script for Generations and hoped
that Shatner will not be
singing Bowie's "Space Oddity" as originally planned.
(^ Aw! Why not?)
Instead, Kirk and Guinan would be tapdancing
while both wore traditional tuxedos. "Ah, marvelous!"
said Picard, hopped up on Earl Grey.
(I love Shatner's musical...diversions...the layers of parody and self-parody create a black hole of fail that becomes a win...apparently he did record "Bohemian Rhapsody" last year. But "Space Oddity" is perfect for him also. I can just hear him bellowing 'ground control to major tom!!!!!!')
"You're addicted to Earl Grey," said Beverly,
zapping Picard with a hypospray full of
LSD, the only known caffeine addiction treatment.
"Whoa, Beverly...dude! Double rainbow, man!" Picard
said as he searched for his bongos.
It took quite a while for Picard
to stop licking the windows on Enterprise.
By then he was half naked, sweaty,
and, looking for more hits from Beverly...
who now resembled an Egyptian Goddess and
walked like an Egyptian, pinched Picard's buttocks.
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