Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
because it rhymes with "fun". The holodeck
was always full of surprises, and this
was par for the course. Data continued
phasering crewmembers in the groin to ascertain
their saline levels. The crew initially objected
but some ticklish crewmembers clamored for more.
Fortunately, Dr. Soong wrote several subroutines for
preventing Data from excessively phasering people indiscriminately,
Unfortunately, Soong made a script error causing
Data to encounter Blue Screen of Death.
Data's eyes turned blue and he collapsed.
Tasha angrily vented him out the airlock.
"Every man goes Microsoft occasionally," said Riker,
who was busily playing Minesweeper and picking
lint where no one has gone before(tm).
The lint evolved into new weirdness causing...
Data to rematerialize on the bridge, unharmed.
On the planet where everything was changing...
except the underwear which was starting a
chess game with the socks, it was
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