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"Where were the hand puppets," Picard asked.
Wesley whimpered. "Darmok...and Jilad...at....Tanagra."
Inexplicably incensed, Date howled "Nein! Nein! Nein!"
Riker stopped incensing Data, putting the censer
in his pants. "Commander, is that sandalwood
incense sticks you're burning? Far out, dude!"
"Actually, it's a rare Andorian incense, Data."
As incense poured from Riker's pants, Picard
started doing hip-hop moves he had learned
from Boothby. Boothby was not just a
gardener. "Heavy B" recordings topped the Interstellar
music charts and united people everywhere.
Worf donned a white suit with big
lapels and busted out his best Klingon
boogie. The mirror-ball shone dazzlingly off Picard's
shiny swim trunks as he took a
running start towards the diving board.
The pool is full of quantum fissures,"
exclaimed Data, "and an electromagnetic El-Adrel-like creature!"
But it was too late. Picard leaped
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