Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"He bit Riker and got an STD."
"Who hasn't?" asked Geordi, laughing uncomfortably as
he covered up his "Gonorrhea and You"
pamphlet. "Hey, have you run into Captain
Picard with any scalding hot liquids lately?"
Geordi said, attempting to change the topic.
"Very funny, Commander," said an exasperated Sonia.
"The only thing I'm going to spill
is my guts about your gonnorhea, sir!"
"What Gonorrhea?" Geordi bluffed almost convincingly. Unfortunately,
Sonia can smell STD's with her extreme
"Something's rotten in the state
of Laforge, Commander." "It burns!!! It burns!!!!"
screamed Wesley, having been ignited by a
unfortunate encounter with plasma, a torch , tribbles
, Worf's butane collection, a juggling Ferengi with
firebug tendencies, and a wanted Cardassian arsonist.
"What is the universe coming to?" asked
Data. "Sounds wonderful!"
"But, Tribbles!" Worf grimaced.
"Worf, are you afraid of those tribbles?"
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