Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"No, an ex ships them from Hawaii
. She has a lovely bunch of coconuts
and a pair of chestnuts that could
knock the walnuts off your tree. Pistachios
are for wimps, though," Riker said haughtily.
"Well, they're all nuts," Q chimed in.
"Surely you can tell that, mon capitain."
Q then gave them all squirrel tails.
He then giggled like a school girl
and skipped off to jumprope with Beverly
naked in the arboretum to the music
played by 'Riker and the Bilge Rats'
while pungent flowers unfolded and poppies erupted.
Everyone inhaled the erupted poppy seeds, leading
to another TOS rehash episode derided by
the fans as bourgeoise theatrics. "This was
not what I expected," said Tomolak from
his perch on his Bird of Prey,
"I expected a little more strawberries and
cream romantic dialogue, followed by piss and
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