Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
as he turned around and lowered his
feminine pant suit. "Whoa, do NOT want!"
said Spot, who was now an officer.
"I see dead people," said Spot, purring.
Wesley's "full moon" was cut short when
the Ferengi attacked, looking for Geordi's porn
which he illegally downloaded. "Lobes Gone Wild"
, Geordi's favorite, was safe nevertheless, having been
hidden among Worf's "Romance with Ridges" collection
which had been 'liberated' by Barclay, who
was presently using them in the holodeck.
Nobody wanted to talk to Worf, because
he only brushed his teeth monthly, so
they sent Data instead. "Excuse me Lieutenant,
I'd like to speak about dental hygiene."
"A Klingon attracts females with his breath,"
said Worf. "It makes them bare their
Klingon kleavage," Worf explained. "I love kleavage!"
"Always on the prowl," complained Data, "I
find your fixation upon female Klingon breasts
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