Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
for all intents and purposes, not there.
Geordi was clearly not himself, it seemed
he had started binge drinking Romulan ale
While perusing the Captain's Personal Log archive.
"Captain's Log, Stardate.... Today. I was watching
Dancing With The Stars and became aroused."
"So aroused in-fact that I went
and phasered the video monitor. Mr. Worf
was not pleased as he'd just put
an apple pie on the holo-windowsill to
holo-cool. The phaser blast ricocheted into it."
And so the apple pie became radioactive
and Wesley who ate it, gained powers
of the social kind, for a change,
unfortunately the powers were delicious crumb topping
that was high in calories although non-nutritious.
"These powers suck!" yelled Wesley as Riker
admired his beard in a console reflection.
bitch-slapped him with a Ferengi energy whip.
"Whaddya think about THEM apples," Wesley sneered
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