Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
named after the hairy nature of his
back when he refused to shave it
. "The only body part I'll shave is
"Now that's quite enough!" Belted Picard.
Riker glanced about uncomfortably, and scratched his
remarkably fuzzy facial hair. "How am I
to determine whether you are an imposter?
," Riker wondered. Picard gave a characteristic fart
and performed the Picard Maneuver. Everybody
recognised the farty Brie smell, and smiled.
Cardassian Cher gave Riker a lascivious lap-dance,
and Geordi was extremely jealous. "Hey, that's
a giant cheeseburger!" Geordi bluffed, causing Riker
to get up and run towards the
true object of his affection - the bar.
"Hey Guinan, give me a sweaty midget!"
"Sorry, we just ran out. Could I
offer you a noxious dwarf instead? We're
also stocked up on orange tang." "Tang
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