Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
exploding universe lets eat it before we...
forget, we all know what happens when
Troy stays too long in the shower.
The sonic shower combusts spontaneously, owing to
her habit of keeping her secret stash
of kerosense in her brassiere. "Who the
heck left all of this stuff in
the shuttlecraft? It's not a storage closet
- "Um, what kind of stuff?" asked Riker.
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
you know...those sorta things. We don't
use the full list because Picard starts
wimpering and won't talk about it when
the part about "schnitzel with noodles" arrives.
Then he'd make uniforms from floral curtains
for both the male and female crew
...but ONLY if he could use Tholian
silk curtains he routinely purloined from Admiral
Paris, who had a secret stash of
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