Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"What's a bidet"
"Wesley's in a trance
," said Picard, slapping him across the face.
"Don't slap my son! Worf, give me
a match--I need my nicotine fix
--and fetch a camel from 10 forward!
Troi entered, wearing yet another outfit complete
with sparkly hair.
Entranced and distracted, Worf
began to growl and fondle her luxurious
hair clips, wishing they matched his shoes.
But unfortunately, a passing Ensign stepped on
the saucer separation floor switch. "Ensign Probert!"
Screamed Mott, "you need a new haircut!"
The unfortunate Ensign saw the clippers coming,
and ran like hell out the airlock.
Instinctively, Data jumped out to save him.
"Save the plot while you're at it,"
shouted Picard, "because we've all lost it!"
But Data couldn't hear, because in space
he turns into an ignorant bastard, and
no one can hear Wesley scream. "But
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