Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Geordi. "Oh yeah, I forgot," said Reg
, who quickly sketched blueprints for several bathrooms.
Alas, too late to prevent a mutiny
in at least six transporter rooms and
the ship's only laundry room. But it
didn't matter -- Picard held the executive key
to the fancy bathrooms that had many
gold-plated toilets, bidets, urinals, and sinks.
"A bidet is the sink of warriors!"
proclaimed Worf, who seemed to baffle the
crew with such pronouncements. "Mr. Worf, what
part of 'bidet' do you not understand?"
"What's a bidet?" asked Wesley. "Don't interupt
the captain when he's using French words!"
Riker said sternly, unaware that his fly
was open, his shirt on backwards, and
a considerable amount of toilet paper was
stuck on his left shoe. "Numbah One
, you've got some Numbah Two on your
finger!" Riker proceeded to lick it off
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