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Data. "I must learn more about Riker's
'south pole' and its various uses. I
am conducting a personal study on how
humanoids 'get buzy wit' it' as a
way to become more human."
Picard, fascinated with Tholian biology and reproduction.
So fascinated, he checked out Wikipedia about
treatment for third degree burns on genitalia.
"I'm gettin' jiggy with it," Data said.
"Well, I feel like doing a jig,"
said Wesley as he stripped
seductively to the chicken dance. It was
a shipwide sensation; everyone flocked to watch
as the spectacle commenced. "Why do we
not all strip to Engelbert Humperdinck?" asked
Data, who then emulated Wesley's seductive strip-tease.
Troi screamed, hurting Riker's feelings and Picard's
sense of dignity. "Must you insist on
prissy displays of disgust, Counselor?" Picard scolded.
Troi stamped her feet like a child,
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