Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Reg Barclay from his new post down
in the bargain basement where
he was effectively barred from the holodeck.
Which of course did not make life
a happy bowl of gak. Reg hated
having to ogle the real Troi. He
played with the Troi dolls he sold
to randy young ensigns, being paid in
Risian lottery tickets and gold-pressed latinum coins.
Depressed, Reg cut himself while singing falsetto,
fancying he could sing like Roy Orbison,
who he had never actually heard. It
ticked off Enterprise's Travelling Wilburys cover band
so they wrapped him up with banjo-wire
and forced the lieutenant to listen to
Khalil and the Camels Greatest Hits album.
"Better than Celine Dion", muttered Reg as
he rushed into the room holding a
pair of wire clippers. Quickly freeing himself
from the banjo then inserted it here.
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