Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
'cause that's how big red dogs roll.
Unfortunately, the Ferengi bought him in a
wife/dog swap for ferengi traders.
Troi took the dog to "discipline" him
but the ferengi trader barked back "You
fool, he's mine," producing his energy whip.
He promptly "beat the Betazoid" before the
next commercial. After the break, Troi shouted
, "Once more, but this time whip my
doggie a bit harder!" The Ferengi decided
that it was time to take out
his mint condition collection of NASCAR plates.
In the interest of intergalactic relations, Troi
suggested that the female crewmembers offer a
lap dance to the just-arrived Klingon delegation.
"That's your solution to eveything," sighed Beverly
"Why not just give them Riker? He's
certainly horny enough to want to go
three rounds with six Birds of Prey.
" "Because Commander Riker has other plans," said
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