Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
focus on the fact that all good
things improve the quality of life for
the child whose imaginary friend attached the
"Enough!" barked Picard. "Behave like Starfleet - not
like children arguing over the most toys!
"Captain! Data touched my Wonder Woman!" cried
Ensign Ro. "Respect the chain of command
or I'll have you tossed into the
middle of dozens of pon farr Vulcans
you surly android!" Picard growled. Data grinned
"I remind you, I am fully functional."
"Then what happened last night?" asked Yar.
"You looked lovely, Dear, it was...just
my cat Spot was in the room
and Spot doesn't take too kindly to
me doing The Wild Thing with someone
..." "Who's supposed to be dead?" Tasha interrupted.
"Has that been confirmed by a doctor?"
"Which? My full functionality, or your death?"
"Death is the road to awesome sex
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