Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
, "It looks just like my head, but
with more bumps," Picard mused. Troi blushed,
then smacked the shit out of the
ensign that Picard had video-taping her
while she was in the sonic shower
watering her Bolian hydrangeas. They bloom only
when lovingly stroked on their sensitive little
pods. If done correctly, they'll gush fragrant
gumdrops of scented marigolds. "Smells something fierce,"
said Worf as he caressed Troi's other
life-sized Care Bear doll, Empathy Bear.
Troi required all her boyfriends to familiarize
themselves with the Kama Sutra, the bible,
, The Urantia Book, Paul Reiser's Couplehood,
Oral Sex She'll Never Forget, and Moregasm.
It was no surprise she remained single
-minded in her quest for Dominatrix status
while wearing red hot pants, spanking Riker.
"Imzadi" had further connotations than commonly known -
which had to do with sheep vulvae
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