Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"It's supposed to be the right ear?"
"I told you 'not in public', Counselor!"
Embarrassed by the faux pas, Picard twiddled
his right thumb while his left hid
a pickled sardine, a nude photograph of
Lt. Commander Nella Daren, and a very
aroused tribble. This picture had been downloaded
by Spot during Data's absence.
approached with caution, knowing Picard's notorious reputation
for flinging hot cups of Earl Grey
throughout all decks of the Enterprise and
scalding the erogenous zones of many lifeforms
, both sentient and nonsentient. "Picard, what were
your hands doing on that young woman's
naughty bits?" asked Deanna as she began
a scoop of caviar smothered ice cream
for her 3pm snack. "Well, I was
wrong in 'I, Borg'," Picard finally admitted
, "not to have had a love affair
with Julie Andrews. How I longed to
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