Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
But a terrible surprise awaited Worf there.
Lusro (sp?) and Betor were waiting hungrily, dressed
for bone cracking, spine splitting mating rituals
, and B'Etor practiced her reknowned pole-dancing skills.
"You ally with Ferengi?! You have no
honor" worf shouted
longingly at Worf's "special package,"
a ten-CD set of Willie Nelson's
greatest hits. "So the rumours are true,"
Lursa hissed. "You love Willie Nelson, Worf!"
"What?!" Worf replied. "This is Willie Nelson
, who's always on my mind!" Worf bellowed.
"Nelson is an honorless targ!" they taunted.
They had gone too far!
The blood feud between their families was
magnified by their folk-music disagreement! Worf
swung his bat'leth, hitting Lursa
and sending her flying straight into the
Ferengi's popcorn machine, which they had stolen
only days before as it make an
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