Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Worf chuckled madly, which scared the pants
off Ro Laren, who wasn't easily scared.
"Mistor Worf, Load Snuggies!" commanded Picard dashingly.
"Full spread...oh yeah...just like that..."
"Admiral Nechayev will be so pleased that
we've found kinder, gentler ways to bombard
cyborg bullies into conforming to Federation fuzziness
whilst getting our perverted ya-ya's reasonably stimulated."
And so it was, the Borg were
snuggled in, and the Enterprise merrily warped
about, bringing trite moral judgements and smugness
to all those who didn't want them.
Annoyed worlds formed a league against them
and for ages tried to destroy them...
Meanwhile dark and cynical forces bent upon
using the dreaded Sham-wow marshaled their troops.
The Quadrant wide conspiracy planted pregnant Tribbles
in Ten-Forward. Guinan was nearly devoured
by an Alien from the ship by
way of salt vampirism; a horrible, painful
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