Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Troi, wounded, burst into tears and fled
. "I thought Betazoids couldn't read Ferengi minds."
"Canon Violation!" howled Worf. Picard signalled "mute",
and Data gave Worf a smack on
the hand, preventing him from firing torpedoes.
"Time for a conference," Picard said confidently.
Worf signalled the Universal Emoticon for "BRB",
while the Ferengi typed LOL.
Meanwhile, Picard struggled to print agendas due
to the Enterprise's computers running on Vista
which as we all know
is part of a Romulan plot to
decrease Federation office productivity 47%. Exasperated, Picard
called Tech Support, but all the people
there were helping other callers. "Please hold
-- Your call is important to us. One
day is the estimated wait time." Picard
decided that he would fix it himself.
Suddenly, all Starfleet engineers within a parsec...
doubled over in pain: The Picard Effect.
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