Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
smashed Worf over the head with a
large pillow he'd held in his ass.
This caused a chain reaction, and the
Romulan Warbird hailed Enterprise; which spiraled into
the pit of despair, causing everyone on
board to race for the escape pods.
"Women and wussies first," warned Wesley, phasering
his own boot accidentally. Everyone laughed at
him, while Riker did a mocking imitation.
Data, meanwhile, was leaning across his console
trying to reach the brown paper bag
that he kept this 40 ounce in, having
a subroutine to keep his shit real.
Data then began reciting Robert Frost poems,
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
without my booze it's just no good;
Only to rip out Wesley’s throat and
festoon his esophagus about the -"
and said "Well that was unexpected" Then
the ship rocked violently as Dr. Crusher
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