Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
had spent most of his life around
performing arts. He was accustomed to mascara.
It was one of the best-looking
faces done for Klingon Homo Erotic Opera
and it made Starfleet Command think twice
about developing their own transvestite opera with
an eclectic cast that would dress in
Admiral Nechayev's knickers and Superman's cape, except
Data, who would only wear smelly jockstrap
fabric borrowed from Commander Riker's weekend laundry
"I love it!" insisted the Lieutenant Commander.
The colors were all so indescribably freaky
that there was no way to make
him not stand out, it was his
only outfit that was both the right
colour and the right amount of smelly
to attract the kind of attention that
would further his dream career as a
guy who'd be more than willing to
make suggestions about how to properly run
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