Riker

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  1. secretreeve

    secretreeve Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    TRYING to watch TNG but every time he is on screen his legs are so far apart you could park a pickup between them, and there ain't anything particularly special between em either!

    please tell me he learns to close them later on?
     
  2. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Calm down, If you're so engrossed about what's between Riker's legs then I suggest you read fanfic.
     
  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I never really paid too much attention to it, but I think that was mainly a season 1 thing with those funky uniforms they had then.
     
  4. BillJ

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    *slowly backs out of thread* :eek:
     
  5. C.E. Evans

    C.E. Evans Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This cannot end well.
     
  6. bbailey861

    bbailey861 Admiral Premium Member

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    Really?!?...
     
  7. Melakon

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  8. Marsden

    Marsden Commodore Commodore

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    I don't remember that. :wtf:
     
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  10. BillJ

    BillJ Admiral Admiral

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    As my wife and I have said for the better part of two decades now... it all comes back to The Simpsons'. :techman:
     
  11. sonak

    sonak Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I predict good and productive things for this thread.
     
  12. Dream

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    teacake, is that you?
     
  13. Melakon

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    Teacake was the first to tear into this guy (at the same time as the OP here) for his Marina Sirtis insult, which I referenced above.
     
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  14. T'Girl

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    ^ I seriously doubt that the OP was ever in a position to "slap" Marina Sirtis.

    :)
     
  15. Jonny

    Jonny Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Lol I think you have a crush on Riker :luvlove:

    :lol:Just kidding but I've never noticed it before.

    :lol: I'm getting my popcorn ready as this should be fun.

    Nope.

    Neither do I.
     
  16. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

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    Since this topic was paper thin to begin with and the majority of the responses were various degrees of snark, perhaps it is time for it to take early retirement. Perhaps the OP will put a slightly larger fragment of thought into their next attempt.
     
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