Product Tie-Ins That Never Happened

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by HIjol, Jun 25, 2014.

  1. Armored Saint

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  2. Mr. Laser Beam

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  3. Armored Saint

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  4. HIjol

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    See my post on page 1 for the recipe...and, Melakon, the cat was an Ocelot, and the coffee is called "Kopi Luwak"...yikes...kittypoop coffee...no...hell no...
     
  5. HIjol

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    Federation Certified Dilithium Crystals...accept no substitutes!!!

    On the way back from a far away planet?....in a ship that is unfamiliar...?

    ...does your Chief Engineer report "a serious problem"...and ask, "Would you please come down? It's these Klingon Crystals...they're giving out. De-crystallizing."

    Don't get caught with your warp drive offline...insist on Genuine Federation Certified Crystals...the Crystals of Cochrane!
     
  6. Armored Saint

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    I still think it was a major lost opportunity that Paramount and Plymouth didn't do something with the launch of Star Trek: Voyager.
     
  8. C.E. Evans

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    No Earth-made substitutions!
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  9. HIjol

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    ...I stand Discommodated at the impudence... :klingon:
     
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  11. Armored Saint

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    Chocolate? Troi would eat that anytime.

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  12. HIjol

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    'Frakes, I am on my knees! Genuflecting at your Magnificance...this may well be the Post of the Year!!!

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    This gave me a much needed laugh after a really bad week, thank you.
     
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  17. Armored Saint

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  18. Armored Saint

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  19. T'Girl

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    Wasn't it already Dodge by that time?
     
  20. publiusr

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    yeah--I stole that.