Poll: boxers or briefs? (thread rating: PG-13)

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by rhubarbodendron, Mar 22, 2014.

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boxers or briefs?

  1. boxers

    20 vote(s)
    36.4%
  2. briefs

    21 vote(s)
    38.2%
  3. unmentionables / bloomers / other

    9 vote(s)
    16.4%
  4. neither

    11 vote(s)
    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Sector 7

    Sector 7 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I answered boxers, because I wear those most often. However, I do have a couple pair of boxer-briefs... they are only worn in cooler weather, since I sweat more "down there" in warmer weather. Boxers are much cooler during warm weather in the South.
     
  2. Tora Ziyal

    Tora Ziyal Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    My mother had a generic warning: "Someone's going to get hurt!" It was usually addressed to both my father and my little tomboy self when we were roughhousing.
     
  3. Melakon

    Melakon Admiral Admiral

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    ^ And "look both ways when crossing the street".

    Since I walk with a cane, if a small child starts getting curious about it in public, I tell them it's because I didn't listen to my parents.
     
  4. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    Boxer-briefs.
     
  5. MacLeod

    MacLeod Admiral Admiral

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    Trunks (aka boxer-briefs).

    They are very comfortable to wear.
     
  6. propita

    propita Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Hubby has mostly boxer-briefs, a few briefs, not really any “real” boxers. I like the boxer-briefs. :luvlove: Very sexy.

    Of course, I wouldn’t minded seeing him in some of those leather “briefs” from “300.” Oh my! :D
     
  7. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I haven't seen that one. Would that type of undies be leather-loincloth-like, as Tarzan's?
     
  8. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I WANT ASSLESS CHAPS

    Life is unfair.
     
  9. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    It is indeed. But if life was fair it'd propably be a bit boring. No challenges and no room for improvement.
    (and no, "room for improvement" has nothing whatsoever to do with male underwear :D )
     
  10. CorporalCaptain

    CorporalCaptain Admiral Admiral

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    I went with boxers and neither, since sometimes I go commando. The rest of the time, it's boxers.
     
  11. Drone

    Drone Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Briefs, although recently certain aspects of my...uh, frame have made wearing my current stock slightly less comfortable.

    BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO RELOAD OVER SOME EVEN NOT SO SLIGHT PRESSURE!!!!:rofl:
     
  12. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    this might cheer you up:

    "a man without a belly is a cripple"
    Bavarian proverb
     
  13. Drone

    Drone Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks for the good thoughts. By the way, is that a bonafide saying or is it Bavarian in the sense that Banacek's bon mots are genuinely Polish!!! :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykuGCT2uixk
     
  14. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    naaah, it's a genuine Native Bavarian proverbial phrase :)



    note to Mods:
    I know we shouldn't revive dead threads but I'd like to give a few newbies a chance to add their 2 cents and I still need to count the boxerbrief votes that don't show in the initial poll as I hadn't been aware of their existence when I started the thread. So please don't lock it just yet.
     
  15. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Co-Founder of ISIS Moderator

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    Man, it's like Bush v. Gore in 2000. This is tense. ;)
     
  16. SPCTRE

    SPCTRE Badass Admiral

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    Boxers, 100%*.

    *(Okay, one exception to be fair: When I'm wearing dress pants I have to switch to relatively tight-fitting boxer-briefs, because boxers showing under dress pants is obviously a no-go.)

    Brief-wearers, I have only one question for you: Why do you hate America?

    :p
     
  17. KaineMorrison

    KaineMorrison Lieutenant Commander

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    I voted Neither, because there was not an Option for Nothing...
     
  18. Green Shirt

    Green Shirt Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Have you tried Under Armour boxers and baby powder? Works for me. :techman:
     
  19. Reaperman

    Reaperman Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Boxers - can't be doing with "budgie smugglers" and all the associated chafing
     
  20. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    {{{{{Reapie}}}}} Welcome! Where have you been hiding? I haven't seen you in ages!

    is that supposed to count as a vote for briefs? :D
    Contrary to that infamous vote I intend to count correctly. :p