PICTURE POST II!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Mary Ann, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

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    Hmm. Someone who is good and kind and strong. As in character, not physical strength so much.

    Indeed, why not!

    :lol:
     
  2. CorporalClegg

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    Sounds reasonable enough.

    I'm not too picky. As long as she loves and accepts me for who I am and laughs at my jokes, we'll get along swimmingly.
     
  3. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

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    I think lists go out the window when you find someone that you love, anyway. I actually kind of maybe have someone in mind and I think that is what I built my list around!
     
  4. thestrangequark

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    Realistically I want someone who is kind and compatible, who shares my overal worldview and who shares mutual attraction. Not a tough guy or a bad boy, but a sweetheart with the same kind of cynical mean streak that I possess.

    I also want enough money to pay off my student loans and my mom's house, the opportunity to go to grad school for a phd in neuroscience, a nice apartment that I get to decorate myself, to travel more, and eventually two sons, one biological and one adopted, named Ludo and Milo, the successful publishing of my novel and children's books, and a cure for type 1 diabetes, an end to poverty, a peaceful secular world, and the launch of an internationally collaborative space exploration program.
     
  5. CorporalClegg

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    I hope this person knows how lucky s/he is.


    This post is epic in so many ways. :guffaw:
     
  6. Emher

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    Give me a few months and 29 is a go. Excellent hygiene, check. Fashion sense, yes, when I can find clothes large enough that are also stylish. Hands are...proportionate, large, but not overly long fingers. High-paying job...well, got one of the higher hourly wages of people I know. Build....eh, could be worked on. The fondness is a check though. Accent is slightly derpy Swedish. Have actually become a cat person after my mom got two a few years ago.

    But, and I think this is a big point in my favor, I have a high core temp. So I am warm. And I am cuddly. ;)
     
  7. CorporalClegg

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    I'm in Emher's corner.

    TBBS needs more romance!
     
  8. Emher

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    I need more romance! :lol:

    Check :D
     
  9. Coloratura

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    I am and can provide you almost none of these things. I am, however, a fantastic bullshitter, and can, at the very least, promise you all of them.

    Anyway, as for myself, my wish list is rather simple:

    * Alive
    * A legal adult
    * Good hygiene
    * Sense of humor
    * Compassionate

    I'm flexible with everything else.

    "But John," you say, "what can you provide to a potential partner?"

    Excellent question, anonymous, interested third party! I can offer the following, and have the following talents and/or abilities:

    * I'm a good cook.
    * I am a thorough and efficient house cleaner.
    * I'm a capable and experienced handyman.
    * I am well read.
    * I am a capable singer, and can also mix it up on the dance floor.
    * I can hold conversations on thousands of topics.
    * I am compassionate and kind.
    * I listen to your needs.
    * I am slow to anger.
    * I bathe regularly.
    * I'm a romantic.
    * I am completely comfortable with my sexuality.
    * I'm a rationalist, but I do have strong emotions, particularly when it comes to love and acceptance.
    * I'm honest to a fault without being abrasive.
    * I have long fingers and a very strong tongue.
     
  10. CorporalClegg

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    You had me at "hello."
     
  11. Sephiroth

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    I'm a fighter AND a lover, as fiercely one as the other
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    I'd recommend myself, but I don't want to subject the poor girl to that. Plus, I don't know if she'd consider a mid-Atlantic/Virginia accent "sexy." Hell, many people say I barely even have one compared to most other natives of this area!

    That and there's the action figure collection. Unless she's very open minded I don't think she'd tolerate it for more than a week. However, if you like the idea of a guy who loves cats and dogs, trims his fingernails once a week, showers regularly and gargles enough minty mouthwash and rinse to shut down my liver then give me a ring.
     
  13. Tom Hendricks

    Tom Hendricks There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me Premium Member

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    The boys helping me blow out my candles, celebrating my 45th birthday. While excited to sing Happy Birthday to me, I suspect all they really wanted was the cake.
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  14. Emher

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    Can I just add, if it's something I'm constantly called, it's "sweet".

    In all seriousness, that's a pretty good list. Might just have to go lazy route and second that.
     
  15. thestrangequark

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    You guys are all awesome, and I mean that! :)
     
  16. CorporalClegg

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    Well, that much is a given.
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    Guilty as charged, baby.
     
  18. RoJoHen

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    I've always been awesome.

    So today I went down to a local restaurant to visit some of my former server friends (somehow none of us can leave the industry!), and they snapped this picture.

    Beard Tracker: Day 150

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  19. thestrangequark

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    If you're gonna dream, dream large.
     
  20. RAMA

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    Be careful what you wish for, I'm steamy warm! ;)

    The cat is also not for sale. :lol: She's too adorable.