Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;)

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  1. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^It's because of how he sits down, isn't it?
     
  2. Fruitcake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    No it's because he's an Alpha male arrogant turdbucket.
     
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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^Exactly! That is perfectly demonstrated in the crazy ass way he sits down!!!
     
  4. Fruitcake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    But I don't like to discriminate against people because of their posture and seating habits. Maybe that rod up his butt is really uncomfortable and he has to sit like that.
     
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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^I thought it was really in character...He so dominant he dominates the fucking chair.
     
  6. Fruitcake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Either that or he reaaally wanted a pony when he was young.
     
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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    I never noticed that about Riker before, but now it's all I'm going to think about the next time I see a TNG episode. It's so bizarre.

    I wonder if there might be some production reason behind it? Like they had all the camera angles set and didn't want him to move the chair out of place? Seems unlikely, since we never saw anyone else doing this that I recall (of course, I was never looking for it before now). Could be related to how tall he is and the camera angles involved in that, though. Weird.

    Now we've got a new drinking game when watching TNG.
     
  8. Fruitcake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    But he didn't keep doing it for all 7 seasons did he? I seem to recall it was early times.
     
  9. nureintier

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Yeah, hormonal issues, body fat percentage (a lot of gymnasts and ballerinas don't menstruate, as well as people with eating disorders or just really skinny people), other illnesses, and there is also the fact that not every woman starts menstruating at the same age.

    This.

    I need to go buy some alcohol, I just started re-watching TNG...
     
  10. RobertVA

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^That, and if whoever changed her diapers when she was a baby thought she was a boy some of the normal "plumbing" must be missing. The condition must have included low hormone levels or she would have developed obvious issues like breast development or lack of male characteristics like voice deepening, facial hair or enlarged larynx "Adam's apple".