Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;)

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  1. Timelord Victorious

    Timelord Victorious Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You can't make up this stuff.

    This makes the whole gender identity "issue" even more muddled.

    [yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzwMHha7X8[/yt]
     
  2. Coloratura

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Wow, what a surprise so late in life! I'm actually surprised that no one knew about anything earlier. I'm sure a 66 year old person has been to the doctor many times. Of course, maybe not. Either way, that's quite a life event to wrap one's mind around!
     
  3. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^It's actually more common than one might imagine, though I think it more often happens that males are misidentified as females. There is even a community (I believe in South America, though I'm not positive because it's been a while since I studied this), where it is actually very common for boys to be raised as girls until they hit puberty, their testes descend and their penises grow. It's genetic and the community is tight knit, so it happens frequently there. Sometimes people refer to this as "ambiguous genitalia" but I know that many individuals who have genitalia not as easily classified as male or female find that term offensive.

    I'd highly, highly recommend the novel Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides, which is told from the perspective of an intersex man raised as a girl. It's one of my favorite novels, actually.
     
  4. Gary7

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Uhhhh... no menstruation? He/She didn't pee blood once a month? Or was there some "lost in the middle" kind of condition where there is a uterus but no periodic ovulation?

    I mean, this is just a really freak exception to the rule. Any blood work done on him during one of many possible common hospital tests would've shown that this person is a woman. Must be someone who has lived a secluded life and... well, I know I probably would if I was so equipped. :wtf:
     
  5. ThankQ

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Typical guy. If it doesn't bleed, it doesn't breed. Read TSQ's post, then read, I don't know, a fucking article. It's three pages, you can manage.

    Sorry to be such a bitch about this, I really am, but every time I hear a guy talk about a period I think of a Viking talking about neuroscience.

    I probably went over the top. I'm a Q. We do that. Just see TNG season 1.
     
  6. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Like.

    Oh wait, that doesn't work here.

    Seriously, Gary, what an ignorant and nasty thing to say. I really love your avatar, though.
     
  7. Gryffindorian

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    I was almost embarrassed to click on this thread. Almost. :shifty:
     
  8. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Yes there's a man who clearly knows where his dick is.
     
  9. Gary7

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    But when girls hit puberty, what happens? Menstruation. And that's what has me puzzled, because if genetically a person is female, complete with uterus and Fallopian tubes, then wouldn't they menstruate? Or is it that the organs are there but somehow inert... live organs but not performing reproductive related functions? Why can't I ask questions like this without getting pounced on? I'm not trying to be a dickhead, just expand understanding. :wtf:
     
  10. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^There are many reasons a woman might not menstruate. A simple look at the wikipedia page on Turner's Syndrome would be enough to tell you that most women with Turner's don't menstruate.
     
  11. bigdaddy

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    This explains the asshole in college that called me a faggot when his dick was so small the girl he was fucking couldn't feel it. I always thought he was bottom boy in the closet, turns out he's just a female.
     
  12. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Instantly Gary 7 looks a whole lot better in this thread.
     
  13. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    :lol:

    Seriously, I do appreciate now that Gary owned up to the ignorance of the statement and is smart enough to want to learn about the issue.
     
  14. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Also now that Gary's avatar is Picard sitting on it and swiveling my mind is full of bad thoughts. So I am grateful.
     
  15. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^I don't know...I kind of liked the Riker one better -- it was more in character. It reminded me of that brilliant youtube edit of Riker Sitting Down Like a Crazy Person:

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs[/yt]
     
  16. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    His penis must be huge.
     
  17. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    I AM COWBOY YEE HAW1!
     
  18. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    Picard's? I think so, probably why he has no hair. Couldn't maintain bloodflow to the scalp when so much is needed down below.
     
  19. thestrangequark

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    ^:lol: I meant Riker's, what with the way he Sits Like A Crazy Person!
     
  20. teacake

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    Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

    I don't like to think about Riker's penis tsq. You may not have noticed as you aren't in the Trek forums too much but I hate him.