Parrot Operated Robotic Vehicles - our future?

Discussion in 'Science and Technology' started by gturner, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. gturner

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    Are PORV's the future of avian locomotion?

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    With on of these configured as a shopping cart, the parrots could drive to the pet store and buy their own bird feed.
     
  2. Scroogourner

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    "12 people were killed today when a car chased a man with a box of crackers through a crowded city park".
     
  3. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    Gentlemen, the future is here.
     
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  6. gturner

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    Those were pigeons, not parrots. Pigeons are subject to group-think, mob mentality, and nationalistic jingoism, and are easily turned into mindless weapons. Parrots, on the other hand, are just dicks.