"Parallels" Line-by-Line

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  1. LeadHead

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    Worf: No, I do not believe so, but I will explain when I arrive.
     
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    Picard: How was the Bat'leth tournament?
     
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    Worf worries, and looks down at the trophy. It is the large champion trophy.

    Worf: It was fine, Sir.

    Worf happily picks up the trophy.

    Worf: I won champion standing.
     
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    Riker: So you think this quantum fissure is nothing that we need to worry about?
     
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    Worf: No. No, I believe the inverse warp field re-sealed it.
     
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    Riker: I'm looking forward to reading your report.

    (Worf hesitates outside his quarters)

    Riker: Something wrong?
     
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    Worf: I know what you are planning, sir. I will not be surprised.
     
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    Riker: Surprised? I don't know what you're talking about.
     
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    Worf: Of course you don't.

    (Worf's quarters - Worf puts down his bat'leth and trophy, then gingerly checks the bedroom)
     
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    Troi enters from the other side of the quarters, behind Worf.

    Deanna: Welcome home, Worf. I hope you don't mind, I let myself in. I promised Alexander that I'd feed his Dalvin hissing beetle while you were both away.
     
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    WORF: So you do not live here?
     
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    TROI: What's that supposed to mean?
     
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    WORF: It is a long story.
     
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    TROI: Happy birthday, Worf. Will wanted to give you a surprise party, but I knew you'd hate it so I talked him out of it.
     
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    WORF: Thank you.
     
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    TROI: I know Klingons like to be alone on their birthdays. I'm sure you have to meditate, or hit yourself with a pain stick or something.
     
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    WORF: Deanna. You do not have to leave.
     
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    TROI: Oh?
     
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    WORF: I have not had dinner. Would you care to join me?
     
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    TROI: I'd love to.