Nutrisystem gives me gas

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Gaseous Anomaly, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. Gaseous Anomaly

    Gaseous Anomaly Pimpin' Robot Admiral Premium Member

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    I started a Nutrisystem Diet about 5 weeks ago and it seems their food gives me an abnormal amount of gas. I've tried Beano and Gas-X with no avail. Anyone here know of a good way to stop the farting? I'm at my wits ends and don't know what to do. :o
     
  2. Brent

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    I tried the Nutrisystem stuff for a year, it made me ill and sick, not nutritious at all. My advice is to stop now and do a proper diet on your own, cook your own meals. Their food was disgusting, mostly sauce, a lot of sodium, never looked like their advertisements. You got a lot of gas cause your diet has suddenly changed.
     
  3. Cakes488

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    First of all LOL...how bout a cork?
     
  4. Gaseous Anomaly

    Gaseous Anomaly Pimpin' Robot Admiral Premium Member

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    I think that's what has me feeling ill right now. My regularity has quit. :wtf:
     
  5. Cakes488

    Cakes488 Commodore Commodore

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    Wait a minute...am I seeing this thread asking about abnormal farting from the screen name Gaseous Anomoly?? LOL LOL
     
  6. Wrongway Janeway

    Wrongway Janeway Long Lost VA Premium Member

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    ^ It was my nickname for him.

    And he's not lying about the gas! :wtf: We cancelled our order for more NutriSystem food already.
     
  7. Gaseous Anomaly

    Gaseous Anomaly Pimpin' Robot Admiral Premium Member

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    What can I say, it's a gas! :p
     
  8. Cakes488

    Cakes488 Commodore Commodore

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    Jumpin Jack Flash.....it's a gas gas gas.

    Well all I can say is I'm glad I'm not under the covers with you right now...LOL
     
  9. Gaseous Anomaly

    Gaseous Anomaly Pimpin' Robot Admiral Premium Member

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    My wife is glad too. :lol:
     
  10. Cakes488

    Cakes488 Commodore Commodore

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    LOL LOL...I'll admit I'm a bit of a freak, but not that freaky!
     
  11. RoJoHen

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    I don't know much about Nutrisystem, but if there's a lot of protein in the diet, that's what's giving you the gas.
     
  12. pookha

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    did you consider getting some use out of it as a personal propulsion system.
    :techman:
     
  13. Cakes488

    Cakes488 Commodore Commodore

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    Fiber too...
     
  14. RoJoHen

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    Yeah, that combo can be explosive.
     
  15. Cakes488

    Cakes488 Commodore Commodore

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    Speaking from personal experience? Perhaps you're the one who is sullying that employee bathroom. A-HAAAAAAAAAAA!
     
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  17. SmoothieX

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    After sitting in the car with me during more than a few smelly roadtrips, my wife wants to devise some sort of fart chamber that turns my toots into some sort of alternative energy system for that car.
     
  18. Gertch

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    I recently got a book from fullplatedietbeta.org (the people behind this also have some good diabetic books) which is basically adding a lot of fiber to the diet.

    They sent an email the other day titled "Fiber, Poop, and Gas - Yeah, We Went There" and suggest slowly increasing the amount of fiber. Although that will probably prove difficult with those meals.

    The good news is you'll surely be the topic of conversation wherever you go.
     
  19. Gary Mitchell

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    Did he give you the dutch oven? :lol:
     
  20. Mallory

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    And this differs from normal, how?