Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
became militant Amish nudist warriors. Which spelled
nothing but certain doom for any Klingons
who happened to be trying to sleep that
particular day and hadn't taken any measures
like bleaching their eyeballs and severing their
carotid arteries with a butter knife. This
irritated them into a fart.
It was so loud and smelled so
brown that Kirk immediately ordered an evacuation
of everyone to the main hangar deck.
The red alert klaxon began sounding. Everyone
started running around like mad and grabbing
snacks for the trip, which caused a replicator
malfunction resulting in hot food being replaced
with hundreds of tampons.
"Great," grumbled McCoy,
"what the hell are we gonna do
"In Russia," Chekov replied, "ve
used to have a tradition vere ve
took turns punching each other in the
testicles before inserting tampons into--"
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