Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Mr. Tudball to call.
"U'uhura," he began,
before dropping dead.
"He's dead, Jim." McCoy
muttered as he grabbed his largest, thickest
bit of Tudball's toupe. for Mrs. Wiggins'
honor, I will now take this and
send it over to Keenser. He can
turn it into a merkin for Captain Kirk!"
But Keenser was too busy making a
mistake with his new outfit, an outrageous
living Klingon octopus jacket, which was the
featured entry in the 'Fashion
in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants' magazine
in April of 2257, the same time
the Great Klingon Octosex scandal broke, shaming
the High Council and forcing the Empire
to retreat from several sectors of PETA-controlled
space that were once under the rule
of a despot Augment canary named Gazebo.
Birds with Augment genes were classified secrets
known only to Section 31 agents and
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