Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
that his writers gave him last week
. There was one about the amorous adventures
of Scotty and the Delta Vega monster
, including Keenser's seething jealousy of their relationship.
The fan backlash to this pairing was
going to be worth its advertising weight
in "Hunger Games" dollars (whatever that means)
and had Paramount's Ferengi masters exploding with
greed-gasms rivalling Rupert Murdoch in his prime
. So high in potential was this development,
that the entire company was refocused towards
marketing Scotty's beastiality romance, regardless of all
decency or sense. Luckily, fans have neither!
Special displays were constructed highlighting the sexiness
Delta Vega monster, which resulted in some
lawsuits. Some kids were found to be
violently eaten by the monster, upsetting parents
, who were only there to see if
the accusations were true.
"Deeply upsetting, these
graphic gory images" said a bloody
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