Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
secret stash of Uhura's knickers.
to hide her panties inside a neutronium
cased probe, and launch them into the
center of the Tellarite sun. He loved
annoying Uhura and frequently blogged about it.
His blog was one of the most
read in the quadrant, receiving more hits
than keenser.com, but far less than factsaboutcaptainrobau.trekbbs.com.
Robau's posthumous blog was so popular that
people rallied to have books, comics, movies,
and even stage plays made from his
many followers to enjoy.
Uhura's outrage at
not being offered front row seats to
RobauCon 2259 drove her to violently attack
an usher with a dildo and bruise
the egos of every male in attendance.
The usher had numerous dildo-shaped marks
from previous attackers, and certainly didn't relish
the idea of being pelted by another
group of patrons who's only interest was
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