Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
mumbled Scotty, who was usually too drunk
to tell his arse from a hole
where important bits of machinery go.
", he said and softly touched Sulu's shoulders
, perhaps mistaking him for an Orion slave
. "Hikaru!", he continued.
Then he smiled and
pushed Sulu down a flight of steps.
That's when Scotty's raging alcoholism stopped being
funny. Sulu's back was broken.
to his best Asian friend's body and
took $50 from Sulu's wallet.
me. We had a bet that Spock
couldn't down 50 shots of tequila without
first having to meditate. Sulu said that
Spock could go the distance, but I
wasn't so sure about the Commander's ability
and I was right. Spock tried, but
ended up roaming the halls weeping. And naked.
Just like he did the weekend before.
Uhura had had enough.
"Spocky baby, I'd
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