Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
bland PC-ness of the early 90's. Zod
flew down to the first person that
caught his eye, trying in vain to
get a date for the Space Prom
but quickly realizing that he just didn't
want to go, because Kal-El would be
late for dinner, thus missing the chance
for an unfriendly game of murderous killing.
Captain Pike rolled past, on his way
to the men's room so he could
put clear film across the toilet seats
to prevent transmission of any nasty bugs
that might crawl into orifices without permission
. Toilets in that sector were notorious for
Riker's Rash, it's effects distorting time itself
. The last poor soul who wasn't protected
wound up in 1904, and very itchy.
He almost caused a war between America
and Andoria, after his puss seeped into subspace
and opened a rift that caused the
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